Home Hardware - Grass Coach

VO: Do you want your grass to grow big and strong this spring?? Hire a Grass Coach!

SFX: Whistle blow

Grass coach: Grow, grow, grow! Give me 5, now 10, now give me 20 centimetres!!

VO: With individual training sets.

Grass coach: My grandma grows faster than you! You like drinking water, don’t you? You’d better get green now, or the only thing you’ll be drinking is my boot!

VO: Even for the toughest cases.

Grass coach: You little patches better stop going bald on me! You! Get your lazy grass in here! Get up or you’re gonna be worm food!

VO: Unfortunately, grass coaching is not a thing. But a large sale at Home Hardware for anything for your lawn and garden needs is!

Tag: Make your lawn a champion with the Spring into Savings sale at Home Hardware. From March 29 to April 5.