EnviroCare Tissues and Toilet Paper - Your Favorite

VO: Meet Matt, he loves paper!

Matt (in a sinister, maniacal voice): I fricking love it, it’s the best. When I let it free out of the box and start bathing in its pulpy waves, my body feels…

VO (intterrupting Matt): But do you know wasting so much paper hurts the environment? Matt (sincerely surprised and innocent): Oh no!

VO: It’s alright. Your favourite paper now has an EnviroCare version. Try fully recycled Purex, Scotties or Sponge Towels and go wild.

SFX: Deep sniffing

Matt (maniacal again): It’s just as good.

SFX: Matt going “ooooh” and “aah” and generally moaning in the background. VO: Available at [retailer’s name]